- Both beards and mustache's serve as a place for you to store remnants of your last meal. If it's not cool to have food stuck in your teeth, it seems even less cool to have it displayed on your chin.
- If not properly groomed, they can make even the most educated and classy of gentleman look like his smile might be short a few teeth.
- It's like pubic hair on your face. Enough said.
- They make you look old.
- It's only fair. I shave, wax and pluck my whole body. I don't mind hair anywhere on a man, except his face.
- My skin is sensitive and while the boyfriend is growing out his hair, my face is breakout city.
The boyfriend is currently "rocking" the Friendly Mutton Chops. I told him he looks dumb, which he translates to awesome. His chin is naked, while the rest of his face is clothed with hair. I will say, we went to the BBQ festival this weekend and he was tame in comparison to some of the facial masterpieces. This is one of those moments I wish I would have taken some creeper photos of the epic looks (and by epic, I mean absolutely ridiculous).
Don't worry boyfriend, after this weekend you can choose one of these 33 styles to annoy me with. (If you go with The Mighty El Insecto, we might break-up. Just kidding. Not really.)