I was being such a good blogger and I had preplanned what I was going to write about today. It was going to be all about my awesome time at the Chelsea Lately taping. Sadly, despite our priority tickets, we didn't get in. So, inspired by Chelsea, I give you Lies that Skinny Ashley Told Me!
I have been to the gym the last four days in a row, which is 3 more days in a row than any other time in recent history. Like any soon to be former fatty, I have to tell myself a few lies to get there, get through it and go back for more.
Anyone that knows me well, knows I value the truth, I am honest to a fault and you'll always know where you stand with me... unless you are me. You see, at the gym I have an inner liar. Her name is Skinny Ashley. Here are just a few of the lies Skinny Ashley tell me at the gym.
"Just 5 more minutes." It's never just 5 more minutes. Skinny Ashley says this as soon as I walk through the doors and keeps telling me this until I hit my intended calorie burn for the day.
"See that totally fit girl, you can run/cycle/climb faster and longer than her. Go ahead try it." Skinny Ashley knows I like to compete. Sadly I haven't won any of these silent competitions...yet.
"If you keep up this pace for the entire song, you get a treat on the way home." Shut it Skinny Ashley, you never let me stop for ice cream!
"No one can see your fat juggling when you run." I actually believed this one until I did a yoga class this weekend. It feels like my muscles have been contracted since. Oddly, it makes me also look about 3 months pregnant. My burrito, french fry and everything dipped in ranch baby is a jiggling, luckily I don't care!
"You don't sweat, you sparkle." This picture proves otherwise.
"It's going to feel so great to get out of bed tomorrow." No skinny Ashley, you are wrong. In fact, I am so sore, I will be lucky to get out of bed tomorrow.
But Skinny Ashley doesn't just spew lies, sometimes she tells me the truth.
"You deserve to feel good about your body. You can do this. You are not a quitter. You can live a happy healthy life."
Do you have an inner voice? Is she a liar too?